Sunday, February 27, 2011

Hospital Highlights

So I spent the last 4 days in the hospital with food poisoning, I'll post more about that later. But if you're going to go through something with or without your immune system, opt to do it with your immune system, you don't want to know what happens to your body when you don't.

I got home a couple of hours ago, I just want to hug my daughter, eat, sleep and watch the Oscars.

But here are some highlights to hold you over:

1. I accidentally folded myself in half with my adjustable bed.

2. Doctor: Why are you here?
Me: I have food poisoning.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Broccoli and Anchovies.
Doctor: Broccoli and Anchovies, no wonder you're in the hospital who the hell eats that? Chocolate. Chocolate never put anyone in the hospital.

3. Dad: Why don't you use coal tar shampoo for your itchy scalp.
Me: Cause they linked coal tar to cancer.
Dad: But you already have cancer so you may as well use it.


  1. oh no!! :( well, i hope you're feeling better now.

    i think your doc and your dad might have a career as a comedy team.

    ps- who the hell eats broccoli with anchovies? ;P

  2. LOL! With all that humor and laughter around you, you are bound to get through all of this and more!